This isn’t dog hair on my shirt It’s german shepherd glitter shirt

That This isn’t dog hair on my shirt It’s german shepherd glitter shirt, but I can accept that war isn’t supposed to be pretty. Make them eat raw chicken with only a bucket to shit in, then dump the contents of said bucket on to their heads slowly during questioning. Mercury, Ajax bleach mix, turpentine, sulfuric acid, caster oil with slivers of glass in it, orange juice and insulation. I mean unless molten steel is an option! I could get some liquid anhydrous ammonia from work but I dont have decent container to hold it in. Wouldn’t be that This isn’t dog hair on my shirt It’s german shepherd glitter shirt
I think that will do it. But I’m not sure, if anyone can comment or reinforce the idea, will CLP go smoothly through a hand towel or is he gonna smell like gun cleaning lubricant for the rest of his days?